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Take out all of your sex toys, lay back, and close your eyes. Then, have your partner use different toys on you one by one, and try to guess which toy he or she is using.

 
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 First off... If you are under 18, please GO AWAY!!!!! Your mother could be here; ewwwww!

B.O.B according to the Urban Dictionary:

"Name for a Vibrator, generally if the woman is too ugly to get a guy.
sally's to ugly for a real guy, she'll have to settle with a battery operated boyfriend for the rest of her life"

Ughhhh... but what can you expect from someone who doesn't know the difference between to and too?!?!

We're here to be your resource for all information on B.O.B. We don't wan't you to give up your arms and legs, whether married, dating, or in the ultimate booty call, but how can it hurt to add him to the mix?  We don't directly sell anything, and screen ALL advertisers.  You're safe to browse and add to the discussion!

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What I gave my daddy!!!!
My brother-in-law gave me a birthday present of a Hitachi wand. I had NO idea that it was anything other than a back massager... So, I gave my "back massager" to my daddy; seriously, my dad! Two months later, sitting in a bar, some freak friend was showing me the best selling vibes and OMG, there was the back massager I gave to daddy! Even better, I showed the website to daddy and he said, "Do you want it back?' Live and learn!
 
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Sex Toy Dictionary

Anal Beads

Basically, a group of small balls on a string. Designed to be inserted into the anus and pulled out to create sexual stimulation.

Ben-Wa Balls/Vibro Balls

A pair of large marbles with ball bearings inside that roll around and create subtle vibrations when inserted into the vagina.

Blow-Up Doll

A life-size doll often sold as a novelty, but ostensibly for use as a surrogate partner.

Butt Plug

A dildo specially designed for insertion into the anus. Usually has a flared base to prevent it from going in too far.

Clitoral Stimulator

A vibrator that is designed to be worn against the body via straps.

Dildo

Any cylindrically shaped object used for sexual stimulation (usually via insertion).

Double Dildo (Double Dong)

A double-ended dildo. Can be used by two individuals simultaneously.

Erection Ring

A strap of leather, rubber or metal that is placed around the base of the penis (and sometimes, testicles) to promote firmer erections and for decoration.
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